Roses Are Red, I’m Outside Your House Coffee Mug

Romance took a very wrong turn.

A rose, a masked horror character and a greeting with absolutely no filter. This black mug brings a dark twist to the familiar rhyme, for horror fans whose sense of humour needs its own warning label.

Available in 11oz and 15oz. Black ceramic with a glossy finish and comfortable C-handle. Microwave and dishwasher safe.

Gen X Midlife Mugshot — caffeine, attitude and zero filter.