I Childproofed My House, But They Still Get In Coffee Mug

The cupboards are locked. The outlets are covered. Somehow, the children are still here.

A straight-faced parenting complaint with a very sarcastic punchline. This mug is for parents, grandparents, and anyone whose quiet coffee break has ever been interrupted by a small person asking for snacks.

• Available in 11 oz and 15 oz
• Glossy black ceramic with a comfortable C-handle
• Microwave and dishwasher safe
• Printed to order

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